Yo te amo.

And don't give me crap for the spanish. What I'm trying to say is because I love you (dear reader) so, I'm going to let you in on the webs best kept secret.
I am officially addicted to---no, no, not crack, tvtropes!
I have spent much time and energy reading it, busted a few lungs from laughing, and consquently burned some holiday calories, and my symptoms even have their own page.
Addicted to tvtropes. Signs you are addicted, spending 7+ hours reading, without knowing, thus assuming you entered a time warp without your own knowledge. Or, the fact you followed so many links opening so many tabs your computer imploded....now just kidding! Obviously mine didn't as I am here blogging to you faithfully.
So, go read til your brain becomes mush, or some other gross substance.
-You know you love me,
-kidding. You know I hate gossip girl *fingers crossed*
-Much Love
-AAG
P.s. to that special someone, today someone said as I lamented the fact of your non-singleness, girlfriends aren't forever. No kidding. But it makes me feel okay-r to know that though you fall short of perfection to me merely because of your unsingleness, there is hope. So in case you ever read this, I love you my dear leprechaun chef :)
Inside joke, that until we're ever a couple, you'll never get.
The end.....or is it?
That's a 'tv trope' btw :D